I don’t give a care about your boyfriend or your ex…unless they are...– SergBeret on Women
I’M THE SWAN QUEEN!– Nina Sayers, Black Swan
thesetimesarecrazy: thesetimesarecrazy: just...
Randy Pitchford (CEO of Gearbox) and the Guys of... →
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
allowmetoallureyou: Reblog to see hidden message
ATTENTION! Tumblr will be down from Feb 29 until...
thesetimesarecrazy: If this is serious, I will fucking shoot myself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IS NO February 29th (unless a Leap Year), 30th, or 31st That’s just common fuckin’ sense kids (Sorry for being harsh but seriously, what the fuck?)
I lost the Oscar Predictions this year
Not all of them but you know… Next year…it will all be mine!
LIVE OSCAR TWEETING FROM THAT BASTARD NAMED SERG... →
If Inception doesn't win anything tonight...
Opening your exam paper...
stupefysnorlax: Expectation: Reality:
SergBeret's Oscar Ballot of Predictions
Writing (Original Screenplay) Inception Writing (Adapted Screenplay) The Social Network Visual Effects Inception Sound Mixing Inception Sound Editing Inception Short Film (Live Action) Wish 134 Short Film (Animated) Day & Night Music (Original Song) Tangled ‘I See the Light’ Music (Original Score) The Social Network (Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross) Makeup The Wolfman ...
I can’t watch The Little Mermaid anymore without thinking of fingering!– SergBeret on some past girlfriend experience
Saw a cute ass girl today
breakingegos: shanesays: theundiscoveredlesbian: I was watching her like Then 30 seconds later, I saw a little girl call her mommy LMFAO AHAPPENS TO ME ALL DA DAMN TIME lmaoo This pretty much describes almost every hot girl I see in my town…
Ask me personal, sexual, bold, awkward,...
Justin and Selena went to the mall together, a...
just-jbieber: effyeahibelieb: bieberoffice: ^ omg the picture I can’t… omg jgfkdg GO JB BABY. this is why i love him (: And Selena didn’t give a fuck? Why am I not surprised?
☐ single ☐ taken ☑ lamp
clutwo: frankthebunny-: clutwo: I LOVE LAMP. Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
When Someone Tells You a Joke
expectations-vs-reality: Expectation : Reality : Submitted by aileentio
To all my followers..
atomicpunkette11: stay beautiful :)
Things I Learned Today: Caramel in the asshole is...
I just beat Sergio at Marvel vs. Capcom
giraffethemoviebuff: Revenge is a dish best served cold…with a side of kicking your ass straight up the next time we go around MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I was talking to myself about you the other day, we were wondering what became...– Friend Owl, Bambi
Hanging with some of the best damn women on the...