March 2011
“I don’t give a care about your boyfriend or your ex…unless they are...”
– SergBeret on Women
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“I’M THE SWAN QUEEN!”
– Nina Sayers, Black Swan
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Listenthesetimesarecrazy: thesetimesarecrazy: just...
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February 2011
Feb 28th
Randy Pitchford (CEO of Gearbox) and the Guys of... →
Feb 28th
If you're a real Tumblr user, you must do this.
allowmetoallureyou: Reblog to see hidden message
Feb 28th
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ATTENTION! Tumblr will be down from Feb 29 until...
thesetimesarecrazy: If this is serious, I will fucking shoot myself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THERE IS NO February 29th (unless a Leap Year), 30th, or 31st That’s just common fuckin’ sense kids (Sorry for being harsh but seriously, what the fuck?) 
Feb 28th
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I lost the Oscar Predictions this year
Not all of them but you know… Next year…it will all be mine!
Feb 28th
LIVE OSCAR TWEETING FROM THAT BASTARD NAMED SERG... →
Feb 28th
If Inception doesn't win anything tonight...
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Opening your exam paper...
stupefysnorlax: Expectation: Reality:
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SergBeret's Oscar Ballot of Predictions
Writing (Original Screenplay) Inception Writing (Adapted Screenplay) The Social Network Visual Effects Inception Sound Mixing Inception Sound Editing Inception Short Film (Live Action) Wish 134 Short Film (Animated) Day & Night Music (Original Song) Tangled ‘I See the Light’ Music (Original Score) The Social Network (Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross) Makeup The Wolfman ...
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Feb 27th
“I can’t watch The Little Mermaid anymore without thinking of fingering!”
– SergBeret on some past girlfriend experience
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Saw a cute ass girl today
breakingegos: shanesays: theundiscoveredlesbian: I was watching her like Then 30 seconds later, I saw a little girl call her mommy  LMFAO AHAPPENS TO ME ALL DA DAMN TIME lmaoo This pretty much describes almost every hot girl I see in my town…
Feb 27th
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Ask me personal, sexual, bold, awkward,...
Feb 27th
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Justin and Selena went to the mall together, a...
just-jbieber: effyeahibelieb: bieberoffice: ^ omg the picture I can’t… omg jgfkdg  GO JB BABY. this is why i love him (:  And Selena didn’t give a fuck? Why am I not surprised?
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☐ single ☐ taken ☑ lamp
clutwo: frankthebunny-: clutwo: I LOVE LAMP. Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
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Feb 26th
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When Someone Tells You a Joke
expectations-vs-reality: Expectation : Reality : Submitted by aileentio
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Listenimnotmorrissey:
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Feb 26th
To all my followers..
atomicpunkette11: stay beautiful :)
Feb 26th
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Things I Learned Today: Caramel in the asshole is...
Feb 26th
I just beat Sergio at Marvel vs. Capcom
giraffethemoviebuff: Revenge is a dish best served cold…with a side of kicking your ass straight up the next time we go around MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Feb 26th
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“I was talking to myself about you the other day, we were wondering what became...”
– Friend Owl, Bambi
Feb 26th
Hanging with some of the best damn women on the...
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