March 2012
reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.
our-onedirection:
February 2012
Email: Dear Craig and Geoff, I got a speeding ticket yesterday, any suggestions on how to flirt my way out of it?
Craig: Geoff?
Geoff: Uh... take your top off.
Craig: ...CBS cares.
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I Finally Have My Favorite Consoles on My Laptop
Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, and Nintendo 64…all playable with a PlayStation 3 controller.
My god, technology, you are such a fascinating beast.
Now to finally play Earthbound in between my studies, writing, and job hunting.
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Helpful Hotlines for Emergency, Advice, or Help
If anyone needs to talk to someone or needs support: Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696 Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433 LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255 Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386 Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743 Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438 Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673 Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272 Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000 Exhale: After Abortion...
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...
– Oscar Wilde (via sirenchild)
It’s a large snake cup because I’m insecure about my penis.
– Craig Ferguson (via twitchesandbows)
This is the greatest thing.