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Email: Dear Craig and Geoff, I got a speeding ticket yesterday, any suggestions on how to flirt my way out of it?
Geoff: Uh... take your top off.
Craig: ...CBS cares.
I Finally Have My Favorite Consoles on My Laptop
Sega Genesis, Super Nintendo, and Nintendo 64…all playable with a PlayStation 3 controller. My god, technology, you are such a fascinating beast. Now to finally play Earthbound in between my studies, writing, and job hunting.
Helpful Hotlines for Emergency, Advice, or Help
If anyone needs to talk to someone or needs support: Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696 Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433 LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255 Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386 Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743 Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438 Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673 Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272 Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000 Exhale: After Abortion...
I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone...– Oscar Wilde (via sirenchild)
It’s a large snake cup because I’m insecure about my penis.– Craig Ferguson (via twitchesandbows)
This is the greatest thing.